Ode To My Computer

Following another inexplicable Microsoft Word related annoyance (a document going to 2 pages for no comprehensible reason and then refusing to delete the second blank page) I composed this small verse.  I found it therapeutic.  I hope you enjoy it!

For some reason mine has gone on to 2 pages …
This inspireth computer rages!
What then, thou foul tormentor,
Must I kick thee in the centre?
Or will thee submit to my imperfect will
And save thyself from the pneumatic drill.
A pardon, fiend, if thy doth now repent,
Ensure this message be now sent!
For if thou prevent me from mine bed,
I will come crashing down on thy head!!!


1 Response to “Ode To My Computer”

  1. 1 markofando October 2, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    Want to start your private office arms race right now?

    I just got my own USB rocket launcher 🙂 Awsome thing.

    Plug into your computer and you got a remote controlled office missile launcher with 360 degrees horizontal and 45 degree vertival rotation with a range of more than 6 meters – which gives you a coverage of 113 square meters round your workplace.
    You can get the gadget here: http://tinyurl.com/2qul3c

    Check out the video they have on the page.


    Marko Fando

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